The Ballplayer (continued from page 712)

Following in the footsteps of Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders (and Danny Ainge), you decide to play two sports professionally. You are drafted by the Dallas Cowboys and the San Francisco Giants.

Soon after you sign a multi-million dollar contract with Nike, and their “Moe Knows” campaign becomes part of the public consciousness.

But in a play-off game vs. the Cincinnati Bengals you suffer a career ending hip injury and are forced into early retirement. You begin racing remote control cars as a hobby, and live out the rest of your life in relative obscurity.