Journey Through the Tenth Grade (continued from page 223)

You tell Julie Anne you will see her at your house at seven, and she shows up that night wearing nothing but a trench coat. Soon the two of you are partaking in carnal relations, and afterwards you watch MTV.

A month later, Julie Anne calls and says she is pregnant. “The baby can’t be mine,” you say. “It was our first time.”

“It wasn’t my first time,” Julie Ann says.

You agree to marry her and while visiting the OBGYN, you ask a nurse why it burns when you urinate. After some tests, you find learn that you have contracted Herpes.

A few months later Julie Anne gives birth to your illegitimate son. Twenty years later, he will kill you both over a pack of cigarettes.

The End