While most of our traffic is direct (meaning people come to Burnside to read Burnside), we also get visitors searching for all sorts of odds and ends. Here are some of the most frequently errant keyword searches:
an article on Libby Lu in October 2007. What tickled me was, for a while we were Club Libby Lu's most vocal critic, popping up second on Google searches. Libby Lu's marketing department must have been disturbed an article titled "The Evil Empire of Libby Lu" was showing up directly under their official website, and worked on some search engine optimization...we've been demoted to the second page.
"kool aid man"
We ran a couple goofy emails some time back, and featured an image of the Kool-Aid Man.
"35 year old virgin"I'm not sure if people just get the number wrong, or if they're actually 35 year-old virgins, but this article we ran last year is probably a solace to many, and we're glad for that.