When I look around the Internet I see lots of folks having success taking secular ideas and making them Christian.  Take for instance John Acuff, who has made millions off his blog, Stuff Christians Like, which he admits is a blatant rip off of this site.  I figure we at Burnside should not miss a golden opportunity to make millions for ourselves, so here is the first installment of LOLPastors.


  1. LMAO!!!! HAA this is the best version of icanhazbadtheological.com ever

  2. That is fantastic.

    For the record, it's billions and I release doves every time I come into a room. (That's a Daniel Tosh joke, but he's a pastor's kid too so I think it's OK to rip him off.) I used all the lettuce I've made to buy tube socks studded with diamonds. Everyone is embellishing jeans right now, but I have a lot of faith in the bedazzled tube sock making a comeback.


  3. This is definitely my favorite new addition to the blog.

    And I had no idea that Stuff Christians Like was a rip off of Rick Astley. I always assumed it was from Stuff White People Like. Talk about a shocker!

    Oh Burnside, I'm never gonna give you up...

  4. There was a commercial on TV for Bedazzler, last night.

    I'm not kidding.

  5. Chad Gibbs is going to hell & we'll all willingly joining him in that hand basket.


  6. Chad Gibbs is going to hell & we'll all willingly joining him in that hand basket.

    ...oh, the field day one mr. ken silva could have with that quote...

  7. thanks for the audible chuckle, gibbs. it meant even more knowing you've spent the last 2 days crying over the chizik hiring.

  8. Nice.

    I was just thinking the other day that someone should star a rip-off of Sleeveface and call it CCM Face.