16.5.13

A Brief Guide to Christian Rock Euphemisms

You = Jesus
He, Him = Jesus
"something more" = Jesus
"someone" = Jesus
"so much more" = Jesus
"more" = Jesus
"one" = Jesus
"the one" = Jesus
"the sun" = Jesus

2 comments:

  1. Easily the best thing I've read today. Praise Jeebus

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  2. Other entries into this lexicon include:

    "Only You" = Super Jesus.
    "Everything" = Jesus.
    "My Everything" = Jesus.

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