Justin Bieber Slowed Down Is Actually Pretty Great
Because everyone's mind should be blown at some point during the day, here is a 35-minute long video of Justin Bieber's "U Smile" slowed down 800 times. I know you're already moving on to the next piece of internetry, but strap on some headphones, press play, and go back to work/browsing. I've listened to this all the way through, and I promise you, it is awesome, especially if you're into Sigur Ros or Brian Eno.
If you're still not convinced, read Sean O'Neal's post about the song at The AV Club, and stop being so pig-headed.