Most Audacious: Albany - Grass Seed Capital of the World.
Most Adorable: Amity - Where Friendship Begins.
Most Likely to Have Been Authored By Someone's Cousin Who Worked in Marketing at Some Point: Dayton - Rich In History...Envisioning Our Future.
Most Misleading Because Lebanon Sucks: Lebanon - It's Easier From Here.
Most Confusing: North Plains - City to the Sunset.
Coolest Name With Worst Sign: Ontario - Where Oregon Begins. (See photo above.)
Best: Portland - Rose City/Rip City/Stumptown
Most Boring Lack of Nickname: Boring
Most Self-Aware: Phoenix - The Other Phoenix.
Most Dubious: Springfield - Proud History, Bright Future. (For context, these are things Springfield is best known for: 1) A school shooting; 2) Maybe inspiring the Springfield in The Simpsons; 3) Ken Kesey lived there.)
Most Likely to Double as the Name of a Zydeco Band: Milton-Freewater - Muddy Frogwater Country
Most Likely to Elicit the Question, "Does it, though?": Talent - Our name speaks for itself.